The cat that can predict death.
Oscar the cat has correctly predicted the deaths of over 50 patients at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island, by curling up next to them some two hours before they die. For more that two years, he was present in every death in the home. Nurses once placed Oscar on the bed of a patient they thought was close to death, but he immediately went to sit beside someone in another room. The cat’s judgement proved better than that of the medics, because while the second patient died that evening, the first lived for two more days.
you’d shit yourself if it came and sat next to your bed
GUYS, WHAT IF HE ACTUALLY CARRIES SOME KIND OF GERMS THAT INFECT THE ALREADY POOR IMMUNE SYSTEMS OF THE PATIENTS AND HE’S NOT ACTUALLY PREDICTING THEIR DEATH, HE’S JUST MURDERING THEM?!
- Operator: 911, please hold.
- Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- Murderer: K.
The Centipede Human
the story of a mad centipede scientist who takes one centipede and cuts all but four of its legs off and makes it wear tiny clothes and hats
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this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen. how do you text the past. why does this have 1,629 notes. why. and like im sorry but like why would you say fuck you to the past. if the past didn’t exist we wouldnt have food and stuff cos it was made in the past
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